tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-68753740862295739962024-03-05T17:31:01.770-08:00The Nibbling MonkeyNibbling Monkeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01967285902140133023noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125truetag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6875374086229573996.post-6640414785465428012010-09-15T07:06:00.000-07:002010-09-15T07:15:05.315-07:00How to Absorb Oil Spills Safely and Easily<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhJ5H6t3RgfUipWLZgKYnIUnNIv13iL82E3wcUP5tBxrmAdgL4xx6rCLXSYN0ngx_76M7eZh3NpXDXqG02VJWFvqRZd4d5gA6TyNIrQMSq8c-YtXFDnFZ3psOVHSifd-HyFpHSbk96AMDfl/s1600/industrial-absorbents.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 197px; height: 156px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhJ5H6t3RgfUipWLZgKYnIUnNIv13iL82E3wcUP5tBxrmAdgL4xx6rCLXSYN0ngx_76M7eZh3NpXDXqG02VJWFvqRZd4d5gA6TyNIrQMSq8c-YtXFDnFZ3psOVHSifd-HyFpHSbk96AMDfl/s320/industrial-absorbents.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5517143259731762786" border="0" /></a><br />Oil spills can make quite a mess, and cleaning them up is no fun. It can stain your driveway and ruin your clothes. It can be difficult to clean up the residue that is left behind from an accidental oil spill. Simply washing it all down the drain is not an option. Oil can also wreak havoc on the environment when it gets into the ecosystem. Cleaning it up safely and quickly is a priority. It would also be preferable if there were an easy way to clean up the spilled oil. So what is the best <a href="http://www.dawginc.com/absorbents.html">absorbent material</a> to use when cleaning up the mess?<br /><br />One way to clean up oil spills that mechanics have known about for long time is by using cat litter. By its very design, it is excellent at soaking up the materials. You need only spread some cat litter over the oil and let it set for a few minutes. The cat litter will quickly soak up the oil and it can be shoveled into a trash can. Cat litter also works very well if the oil spill is large. You will be able to see cat litter getting darker and as it soaks up the oil.<br /><br />Other common items that work well for cleaning up oil is sawdust. Sawdust can quickly absorb the oil before it gets out of control. The last thing you want if you have an accidental oil spill is for the oil to soak into the ground and get into the water table. Oil that gets into drain pipes can quickly make its way to rivers and streams. It does not take long for a little bit of oil to do a lot of damage. Using sawdust to stop the oil before it spreads is very effective.Squattingdoghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17067062319106176178noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6875374086229573996.post-37709767294248087132010-04-01T09:16:00.000-07:002010-04-01T09:29:01.946-07:00testas<br /><iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='320' height='266' src='https://www.blogger.com/video.g?token=AD6v5dyaWp-etQQpiSvxZlffB9nOKGYs7KdF6slgcw-eOzMeJROhMIeg2aJmtr0taZUDwygAvU-CtkXhxOuj7XPrJg' class='b-hbp-video b-uploaded' frameborder='0'></iframe>aSquattingdoghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17067062319106176178noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6875374086229573996.post-6712995395078768302010-01-01T13:55:00.000-08:002010-01-01T14:05:25.835-08:00How to Survive 2012<div style="text-align: justify;">Everyone seems to be talking about how the world is about to end in 2012. A variety of reasons include 1) a big-ass chunk of rock named Eros is about to make super close contact with planet earth (nah, it's going to hit the planet), 2) ancient mayans have prophesized that this was the same date the whole universe was created so we'll all get sucked into some black hole and everything of existence will become, err, well, none existent (or we might just all blowup) 3) Global warming takes its toll and we get swept away with weather-related catastrophies (we should've listened to Captain Planet) and /or 4) war, well, need I explain?<br /><br />These are all just hoaxes and ways to excite humanity because quite frankly, I think mankind has been bored to death trying to search for a purpose of existence. There's more to life than a day in the office, getting laid, making money and blogging. So hell, let's just pretend that 2012 is the day where we all die. Wow. As for the first reason, well, I'm no rocket scientist but I'm sure the people in Nasa have an answer for that. Yep. We need old man Bruce Willis again to save the world by selflessly vlounteering himself to blow up that Erotic piece of rock lined with Gold, sulfur and other yellow stuff. The 2nd reason still confuses me as research has told me that this marks the end of the baktuns, a way of counting days and stuff. Quite frankly, I don't see the difference of that from Christmas or Labor Day. I don't think it's going to kill us all when the Mayans proved they knew how to count more than a hundred thousand days. For the thrid reason, i have to say, that is pretty close to truth. Although I have to bring up the fact that people have been planting more trees and it seems that media has told us all to conserve, reuse and recycle. But just for good measure, I'm sure all of us know how to swim and that there are boats to help get rid of the problem, if not float over it. Lastly, I think war, too, is overrated and they will somehow develop a way of turning warring nations and their leaders into willing and nerdy digital gaming flok. Yes. Land is taken by digitally annihilating your opponent in a game of Red Alert 3 or Command and Conquer. I can imagine, Barrack Obama and Kim Jong Il going at it. Soviet Supremacy versus Allied Determination. Of course, the thing that powers these gaming consoles will be Nuclear Power planst. Or the warheads themselves. So hell, peace on earth is granted. Let gaming violence commence!<br /><br />One thing I know ahout the apocalypse and all these factors that have contirbuted to its popularity in 2012 is this:<br /><br />The world is going to end with a zombie apocalypse. Everyone knows it.<br />Firstly, a big-ass rock could carry some special virus ion it that turns everyone and everything into mindless, bloodthristy and violent walking (and running) corpses. Secondly, that mayan bullcrap could actually bring out some sort of ancient spell that turns the living into undead creatures and the already dead walking (and running) with them. Thirdly, well, I have to say this was tricky, but I figured it out. People will be so hungry taht they'd go cannibalistic and start eating other people's flesh. Hunger makes a beast out of everyone and the only survivors left will be...the vegetarians. Lastly. Well, the typical nation-creates-a-virus scene where a sudden outbreak occurs and humanity screws itslef up- BIGTIME!<br /><br /><br />So now that we're sure that the zombie apocalypse is what's happening on 2012, let's move on to what we want to do for mankind to continue existing:<br /><br />1) Always have a gun with you- You can never leave a good gun behind. Regardless of weight or firepower, guns are the basic tools taht serve as that demarcation line between certain zombiedom or survival of the species. Whether you're locked up in a barricade defending you dear lives or making it through a designated evac shelter, guns are your bestfriends. Worried about killing the ones you love who used to live? Well. just let a team member do it for ya. Make sure you have the irght combination of guns. While Assault rifles fire endlessly and more accurately, a good shotgun is always handy to have around for those shock and awe moments with undead bosses.<br /><br />2) Always travel in groups of 4-5. The fifth being a decoy and the 4 set to where they're suppposed to go. The fifth guy should always-always- be the impotent and helpless one. If you're going to have a renwed human race, it's always important to keep in mind what kinf of people we want to inherit survival in a damned planet;. There must always be a female to. Brunette, blond, asian or whatever, they must always be protected first- you can't expect s guy to carry a baby right?<br /><br />3) Make sure you have a handy dandy flare ready.. to hell with it, make sure you got everything!- Just enough to get you to a safe spot and make as many babies as you can. Also, take note of looking out for other survivors. the mroe the mrerier right? Plus, you can't have too many decoys around. More men means more firepower and more women means nore chances for the human rce to survive.<br /><br />4) Make sure you're in a very safe place. A mall has lots of supplies. A big-ass house would prevent more zombies from entering your home.<br /><br />Well, these are my tips to survive 2012. I'll come back with some more.<br />Cheers!</div>Nibbling Monkeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01967285902140133023noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6875374086229573996.post-39550345315983102022009-12-22T11:05:00.000-08:002009-12-22T13:02:25.402-08:00Some Random facts about debaters<div style="text-align: justify;">Everyone knows how these people mouth-off at least 1000 rounds of senseless words in .001 seconds and that the real thing that kills the poor listeners' souls is not the bacteria filled saliva (comparable to that of the Komodo Dragon's) but the infectious boredom and pointlessness of their speech.<br /><br />Here are some random FACTS about collegiate debaters that is sure to bring out socio-political awareness in the reader:<br /><br />1.) <span style="font-weight: bold;">94.9% of men in this community are gay.</span> To sum it all up, there are 90% straight-out fags, 19% doubters and 1% closet dick-suckers. What kind of self-respecting man would rant for 8 minutes about social justice and equality and not know that his/her/it's kind is not generally accepted? I mean, if you're gay, straight-out, flaunt it suck a dick or something.<br /><br />2.) <span style="font-weight: bold;">All of these people are actually socially retarded.</span> Geeks+ Parties= kids who try hard to fit in a world that is obviously not liking them. Debaters they call "prodigies" or have excellent analytical skills are what normal people call "freaks". And they can't even fucking hold a cup right without debating whether it's best that the cup be empty or not.<br /><br />Don't get me started on what they wear. I mean, cosplayers look more decent than some of these flat-chested, freckle-faced retards who have trouble trying to determine the difference of a motel from a comfort room. I mean really. Even dogs know that the john is not a proper place to make out, err, well, mate! RETARDS!<br /><br />3.) <span style="font-weight: bold;">They're all talk and no walk.</span> Let's admit it. These guys don't do shit about the things they talk about. They're the educated and spoiled sector of the youth who complain and complain and complain. They rant and rant and in the end of the day, they achieve nothing more but a tired mouth and for people who are environmentally aware, they spew out a lot of carbon dioxide. PETA is better than these people!<br /><br />For people who think that being obese should be taxed, they sure are heavyweight idiots. They even try to argue on the side of the Catholic Chruch and against it, but they sure don't do a lot of reading with their bibles. They couldn't even quote Jesus if Pontius Pilate came up! Or if the Vatican was crumbling. And they have the nerve to tell people about equality and rights, well fuck you! You could have donated your blood to a bank or used all that money and energy for charitable purposes.<br /><br />4.) <span style="font-weight: bold;">They are the epitome of degrading moral standards in the Philippines.</span> I believe I've said enough about this reason in the other statements. But let's not stop there. Aside from making out in the comfort rooms during parties, wearing scant pieces of garments, they even defend fucking homosexuality! WTH? They also claim to be atheists or agnostics. Wow. Well, goes to show that these people think they're so smart that they have their heads shoved way up their asses. These people couldn't even tell that no one gives a fuck about what they say!<br /><br />4.) In the words of the great <span style="font-style: italic;">GamerTotoy</span>, <span style="font-weight: bold;">They live for the big fucking day (or week).</span> These people duke out tons of money and effort into tournaments where everyone wants to hear everyone out. I mean, really, they spend countless hours <span style="font-style: italic;">matter fucking loading</span> and shit like that.<br /><br />They spend hard-earned money just so they could be part of something big like the National Debate Championship or the Philippine Intercollegiate Debate Championship and what for? To speak for a lousy 8 minutes and spew out tons of spit in the hopes of infecting the adjudicators with flesh eating, mind-rotting bacteria to death. WTF?! If you guys want to find out who the hell's smarter, go to some dumb-ass place where there are lots of plants and rant. Rant your ass off.<br /><br />Don't they realize that there's a completely sunnier place than hanging out with other social retards?<br /></div>Nibbling Monkeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01967285902140133023noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6875374086229573996.post-64564774848793160932009-12-11T14:29:00.000-08:002009-12-12T09:19:13.584-08:00Say Ahhh...<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgUhBdbjngRy48I-6vqAumI2rB60RFeYIAYrWUZ0-1jWyY75xYH29pHhsOPla0gxn7zTRW-sKtlBGkZ_ARmU6X_EXCyXVfDbU6Zc-cpKQU83m6xmG8cRetWwGZY4CQkdc5dvwGHDcmaNAk/s1600-h/tongue-eating-parasite-jersey.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 285px; height: 361px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgUhBdbjngRy48I-6vqAumI2rB60RFeYIAYrWUZ0-1jWyY75xYH29pHhsOPla0gxn7zTRW-sKtlBGkZ_ARmU6X_EXCyXVfDbU6Zc-cpKQU83m6xmG8cRetWwGZY4CQkdc5dvwGHDcmaNAk/s320/tongue-eating-parasite-jersey.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5414109636241098882" border="0" /></a><br /><h1 style="text-align: center; font-style: italic; font-weight: normal;" id="firstHeading" class="firstHeading">Cymothoa exigua</h1>Nibbling Monkeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01967285902140133023noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6875374086229573996.post-63630575241817200072009-12-11T10:07:00.000-08:002009-12-12T09:20:35.544-08:00UK Guardian blasts PS3<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://internationalbs.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/dunce.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 234px; height: 513px;" src="http://internationalbs.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/dunce.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">So much for unbiased and responsible journalism. Tha <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2009/dec/11/which-games-console">UK Guardian</a> definitely isn't the poster boy for those qualities. The site just ran an artice listing the pros and cons of the Nintendo Wii, Microsoft Xbox 360 and the Sony PlayStation 3. Everything was going well, except that the writer missed the pros for the PS3.<br /><br /><br /><br />The site called Sony's current-generation console a disappointment and a platform only for those obsessed with the PlayStation brand. No mention of free online play, a built-in Blu-ray drive, and some of the best games out there were made.<br /><br /><br /><br />The article called the Wii a nice intro to games and showed some love for its motion controls. The Guardian did say that the graphics aren't as impressive as the Xbox 360's and the PS3's and it told its readers that ground-breaking games for the console are infrequent.<br /><br /><br /><br />Where it gets shady is on the Xbox 360 part which is a polar opposite of the PS3 bit. The Guardian showed love for everything the console does, but it did try to throw in sone form of criticism by dissing the Arcade SKU.<br /><br /><br /><br />Way to parade your ignorance, Guardian. Next time stick to guarding whatever you're guarding in the UK and leave the gaming to us.</div>Nibbling Monkeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01967285902140133023noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6875374086229573996.post-14655350545560451042009-12-07T14:36:00.000-08:002009-12-08T05:50:38.260-08:00Floyd vs Manny- Why it would suck<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgLqq1D3NI1nJpHYf85BhaGC2ZPXBvtubPSJ_GlHtApjRS2E8qnqPe7nCU24_MQFbhb9E2d2P8iM8djoREMEnWDqJFfw1DodyNqnZCST0A90EljHMOp1wuNQoqJUGHuBcY7QS8_DJ6lu7o/s1600-h/BobArum.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 228px; height: 209px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgLqq1D3NI1nJpHYf85BhaGC2ZPXBvtubPSJ_GlHtApjRS2E8qnqPe7nCU24_MQFbhb9E2d2P8iM8djoREMEnWDqJFfw1DodyNqnZCST0A90EljHMOp1wuNQoqJUGHuBcY7QS8_DJ6lu7o/s320/BobArum.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5412629606304804930" border="0" /></a>(<span style="font-style: italic;">Bob Arum</span>)<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">Mark your calendars for the "real" dream match people. March 13, 2010 is the official date where the two Titans face off.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhboKQwgJkgkQapKyTfOAKFZNmQ45W_gWm87JLNgggg04CEmjBSod-BHtPxYznrbXYQbT5dnxDbmf8utrQPVVIEkRaIhT45zEV7qUxyyzNbQpfury4TyBmR0RUN8SCUKZN_ePxVntN2lBA/s1600-h/freddieroche_landrymajor-7992we.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 214px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhboKQwgJkgkQapKyTfOAKFZNmQ45W_gWm87JLNgggg04CEmjBSod-BHtPxYznrbXYQbT5dnxDbmf8utrQPVVIEkRaIhT45zEV7qUxyyzNbQpfury4TyBmR0RUN8SCUKZN_ePxVntN2lBA/s320/freddieroche_landrymajor-7992we.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5412629525200407970" border="0" /></a>(<span style="font-style: italic;">Do not mess with the mad scientist</span>)<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">Despite all the controversies and all the boxing-geek analysis of the Mayweather-Pacquiao match, we are all destined to see it come the 13th of March, despite Freddy Roach's insistence that the fight should at least be on May 1.<br /><br />Fight analysis comes later on. Allow me to rant about 1) Bob Arum's greed for money; 2) Manny's greed for glory- or maybe money too and 3) about how trash talk against the pacman won't work.<br /><br />Days ago, Bob Arum flew to the Philippines to talk with the Filipino boxing legend about his supposed fight with Mayweather. It is evident that the Pacific typhoon is hellbent on facing boxing's moneyman Mayweather. After his ravaging of Puerto Rican pride, Miguel Cotto, Pacquiao says "I want to fight Mayweather". Not that he was able to fully construct the sentence in a correct manner, the essence is there anyway. To add to the drama, the crowd chanted "we want Floyd!" Is this a challenge to the Filipino pride? Or just a way of shutting up the blabber mouth that Mayweather is? It wouldn't matter anyway. So maybe after a few snacks and a beer or two, the two (<span style="font-style: italic;">Manny and Bob</span>) settle and agree on March 13.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjWEAB4c1rCx1D-OMvX2eQJtt0UZ74mOJu163BHuXsXQFBu3i1rSAqPkjqLwwSLHt2QUIBZSKfjT1i9839Y0zKFC0xGkazD73zMEAz78nsg0DPTpdpiS0MN5M8TY4i-AYheGTj7eTkNtmk/s1600-h/life_a_manny-cotto_800.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 180px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjWEAB4c1rCx1D-OMvX2eQJtt0UZ74mOJu163BHuXsXQFBu3i1rSAqPkjqLwwSLHt2QUIBZSKfjT1i9839Y0zKFC0xGkazD73zMEAz78nsg0DPTpdpiS0MN5M8TY4i-AYheGTj7eTkNtmk/s320/life_a_manny-cotto_800.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5412628217968006818" border="0" /></a>Wow.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">Bob Arum must already know that his boy, Manny, currently suffers a broken eardrum due to a devastating shot from Cotto. Freddie Roach says that he needs more time to recuperate, which I believe (<span style="font-style: italic;">despite being wrong in all his predictions, e.g., Hatton fight ends in 3 when it ended in 2, Cotto fight ends in 1, 9 or 10 which ended in 12</span>) is a reasonable excuse for the fight to be pushed at least May 1st. I know that Bob just wants to make his boy, Manny, happy- but deep inside every fat-ass corporate tycoon, lies a greedy demon ready to pounce on money. And when money's there, it's there. Just so happens that Bob sealed the deal with Golden Boy out of some alcohol-induced talk and both probably wanted the fight March 13- could've pushed for a later date, but NO.<br /><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj0GFpnWaMYn2ONZ7QmwqEMhUnqAwOK7Un5G6B5ekb7e78iIcNXk2sU9TQh6nj056uAoMAALaU4qGph0l9ZCJUa2gDgL4AYhx_yaq-6Dc7x1vzgK6_mJ5-D7uXAdTA3V2QadfuccFBQH8U/s1600-h/manny+cotto+punch.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 315px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj0GFpnWaMYn2ONZ7QmwqEMhUnqAwOK7Un5G6B5ekb7e78iIcNXk2sU9TQh6nj056uAoMAALaU4qGph0l9ZCJUa2gDgL4AYhx_yaq-6Dc7x1vzgK6_mJ5-D7uXAdTA3V2QadfuccFBQH8U/s320/manny+cotto+punch.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5412628123288620178" border="0" /></a><br />Manny, on the other hand, fiery and determined as he is doesn't see the punch that he's walking into. The Cotto fight has been his hardest fight ever, says Coach Roach, and he's clearly not out of the woods yet. Cotto dished out a hell of a lot of good shots to the body and I'm pretty sure they hurt. Another thing, the Filipino Dynamo is vying for a place in Congress (<span style="font-style: italic;">like they need more idiots there</span>). This should make focus for the Filipino a lot harder. I mean, preparations for the Cotto fight was hard enough to deal with- a reason why Pacquiao suffered that much, what more the tedious task of political advertising? This guy just won't stop. I know that he serves as a poster boy for filipino hardwork and shit but I suggest he stick to boxing. Politics will just ruin his name.<br /><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhL1qYjiaLp34Z6jnPiyIj7UDnPPV5HyKKJQZgyePm5yAWNXWvy_TpNvPbAo5DqOteDsYepIqFQpv5HPA75wPQ1Eyzc1vYJtkiYEUfydaH4RiAwfxj0UZ6JXPrymx5s5jLJS_Ko5ofWYXs/s1600-h/Manny-Pacquiao-Marquez40.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 262px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhL1qYjiaLp34Z6jnPiyIj7UDnPPV5HyKKJQZgyePm5yAWNXWvy_TpNvPbAo5DqOteDsYepIqFQpv5HPA75wPQ1Eyzc1vYJtkiYEUfydaH4RiAwfxj0UZ6JXPrymx5s5jLJS_Ko5ofWYXs/s320/Manny-Pacquiao-Marquez40.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5412628070030331362" border="0" /></a><br />Floyd Gayweather, on the other hand, talks a lot of trash and maybe he should. Given the filipino's success, insecurity should set in and I can't blame the guy for telling the world that he (<span style="font-style: italic;">mayweather</span>) can beat the filipino pride in an "easy fight". I don't quite call him a fighter yet because he's just some opportunist who backs up every time and chances upon that moment where his opponents are most vulnerable. A fighter is one who's fallen but is able to stand up again. Mayweather hasn't been defeated yet so a fighter, he's not. Just some street thug who happened to learn how to box and flee when the time requires it. Now his trash-talking may have affected his opponents from the past- but not Manny Pacquiao. I think one reason why Manny's a great fighter is because he isn't affected by word play. Business is business, like he says (in filipino, of course). Maybe one reason he isn't touch by verbal mud sling is the fact that he doesn't have full mastery of English. He's too simplistic (<span style="font-style: italic;">wouldn't want to say </span><span style="font-weight: bold;">dumb</span>) to understand that he's being treated like trash-which he is certainly not given his boxing success.<br /></div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg5us2cqdUhnc0T8CqjqLQ_hgoSpm94FyXHgGytxdUUz78jbY9AW3V30YdTAnTiii_HgSWeDvEslVQJ-FFB7AxwbbZtIZ_JjPBYJrXhv7JpCO4OUqUVFBZAM3ah-dfhkBAUG4INsJAKr-Q/s1600-h/mayweather.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 234px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg5us2cqdUhnc0T8CqjqLQ_hgoSpm94FyXHgGytxdUUz78jbY9AW3V30YdTAnTiii_HgSWeDvEslVQJ-FFB7AxwbbZtIZ_JjPBYJrXhv7JpCO4OUqUVFBZAM3ah-dfhkBAUG4INsJAKr-Q/s320/mayweather.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5412628005447175538" border="0" /></a><br />Well. With all that money on the line, the bastard pushed forward for a 65/45 share of the profit. Cowardice or just pure money politics? I wouldn't know. One thing's for sure though. This fight's gonna be one hell of a money maker. Kudos to Boxing and the blood thirsty crowd!<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjTeGB_O18IXVgQOPOMBRegnBcZnKlHoOC2otTmB1hjbIyofVCIW3F19NwxjOY9kUHz7OwfEeYaPe4lGmqxFoZj8ePBf9lpeZPcNrvEObfcb78wThyMFx7ExqIVMAoJ-3VF3pkeITa7ndY/s1600-h/floyd.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 224px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjTeGB_O18IXVgQOPOMBRegnBcZnKlHoOC2otTmB1hjbIyofVCIW3F19NwxjOY9kUHz7OwfEeYaPe4lGmqxFoZj8ePBf9lpeZPcNrvEObfcb78wThyMFx7ExqIVMAoJ-3VF3pkeITa7ndY/s320/floyd.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5412627919028564818" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">Fight analysis-wise, it's going to be Mayweather's jabs against the flurry of Pacquiao's fists. If we're going to observe the fights of Pacman, he's jarred by jabs and given Mayweather's height advantage, it's going to be one hell of a challenge for the Pacific typhoon. Also, Mayweather is a defensive strategist, so if he's not throwing jabs, he's just sidestepping or moving back, setting something up in the process. Hopefully, Roach thinks of a way to counter that. So it's settled, the typhoon against the king. Place your bets people this is going to be either a very boring fight (<span style="font-style: italic;">thanks to Mayweather's gay tactics</span>) or a very exciting one (<span style="font-style: italic;">thanks to the fists or pacquiao</span>).<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj8_PjY_tgPBsTm0bQgOxTULmup-6fUb432e3hp3_qp13JFPMnZPHMyURIjDOHjQ2AvembvMk8xvbpGNOIcx5d00R18A0ksLO96jR6EtNZ5IeeUcdUWgYHV7MlNEQVQX5EHxNjpnTOwliY/s1600-h/MANNY+PACQUIAO.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 227px; height: 298px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj8_PjY_tgPBsTm0bQgOxTULmup-6fUb432e3hp3_qp13JFPMnZPHMyURIjDOHjQ2AvembvMk8xvbpGNOIcx5d00R18A0ksLO96jR6EtNZ5IeeUcdUWgYHV7MlNEQVQX5EHxNjpnTOwliY/s320/MANNY+PACQUIAO.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5412627730264109906" border="0" /></a><br />For the most part, Manny Pacquiao, please don't go to politics, or singing, or acting. A lot of boxers are respected and loved because they are what they are- fighters. Nothing more, nothing less. But I guess you wouldn't understand that. Bruce Lee is a great fighter, but he never ran for president.<br /><br />Oh, and Mayweather, prepare for a beating of a lifetime you ass-fuck. Mouth off all you want. You got your money. You got your fame. One day, someone's going to have to take a stand. Someone's going to have to say enough. Maybe Pacquiao didn't say that, but the people did.<br /></div>Nibbling Monkeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01967285902140133023noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6875374086229573996.post-1999275996704958882009-11-28T11:22:00.000-08:002009-11-28T13:06:55.026-08:00The Good Guy Pose- The Maguindanao Massacre<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiOL93tisD9yK5oXrhzkbgscySSfARKuRjQQbzXIASGg7bOvB3jODoAxK9qz7KmfTdemX5JoEh1xhoSKU7DZnqt16-XbjQHz6OKDXj1bTx6Qc1sL0wnxHEYHKrQiMCQi-mhHVW2i5hhrKw/s1600/naruto_lee0046.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiOL93tisD9yK5oXrhzkbgscySSfARKuRjQQbzXIASGg7bOvB3jODoAxK9qz7KmfTdemX5JoEh1xhoSKU7DZnqt16-XbjQHz6OKDXj1bTx6Qc1sL0wnxHEYHKrQiMCQi-mhHVW2i5hhrKw/s320/naruto_lee0046.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5409239653207262594" border="0" /></a>Remember what this is? Oh come on. I know you know what I mean...<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgVefbu9o0Iz8TkDG7JSD4jg-4H6flJ4UZE-ijs4_gTxKtvlxvWdc5IotYjsId-Ameig-XdVIC-P4zUO7RZm_ue7B7dCW6ReA2gr3pxEd-PMC_0FVq6oVZYXmqJ4qTjKgVCJhvymay9KHs/s1600/Gai.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 150px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgVefbu9o0Iz8TkDG7JSD4jg-4H6flJ4UZE-ijs4_gTxKtvlxvWdc5IotYjsId-Ameig-XdVIC-P4zUO7RZm_ue7B7dCW6ReA2gr3pxEd-PMC_0FVq6oVZYXmqJ4qTjKgVCJhvymay9KHs/s320/Gai.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5409239350141225138" border="0" /></a>That's right. Now here's one for you!<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgL0aidPEHAId-Zc4P5h7Msm-J0pZc-D4ebwjY7_xMgc4ksTd_x-5io72ORGcN61eIEKk5VNqsTT0tHKbVip2wL75uhjJwVmzfLmRByts6OhxkcQ3wvaJb5D3azpE6y6I3NRs8y-7GUdtA/s1600/GaisNiceGuyPose.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgL0aidPEHAId-Zc4P5h7Msm-J0pZc-D4ebwjY7_xMgc4ksTd_x-5io72ORGcN61eIEKk5VNqsTT0tHKbVip2wL75uhjJwVmzfLmRByts6OhxkcQ3wvaJb5D3azpE6y6I3NRs8y-7GUdtA/s320/GaisNiceGuyPose.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5409237443218223570" border="0" /></a>This, as we all know, is <span style="font-style: italic;">the good guy pose</span>. It may be the most common- or most profound gesture that expresses approval over an action or accomplishment. It can also be translated as a form of reassurance over a matter that brings about the air of extreme doubt.<br /><br />With fifty people found dead in the aftermath of the Maguindanao massacre, we can only help but think about how screwed up the world is. I'm not going to talk about any political analyses here, or any crap about why this happened and what must be done- everyone knows that already, everyone knows what must be done, it's just that no one's brave enough, or rich enough to do it.<br /><br />For that, I give <span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-style: italic;">the good guy pose</span></span> for any person out there for not being able to do what must be done, given that he/she has the resources to do it. Fuck you, you inconsiderate ass-wipes.<br /><br />I give <span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-style: italic;">the good guy pose</span></span> to the Ampatuans, who're going to get screwed because they got their heads shoved way up their asses. (<span style="font-style: italic;">I have to say though, they must be punished- Justice must be served on the part of the people killed</span>). They're monsters, yes, that's true and it's rumored that their political rivals were direct descendants of their clan as well. You know what that means: <span style="font-weight: bold;">food fight!</span> Kidding aside, I know a lot of people would crave for justice, and would call to the present administration to stop the growing culture of fucking impunity- but they don't give a shit. That's the way it works, i guess. That's why I'm giving them another <span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-style: italic;">good guy pose</span></span>. They killed a lot of people and they are actually going to get away with it!<br /><br />I also give <span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-style: italic;">the good guy pose</span></span> to the Moro warlords in Maguindanao as a form of approval- Yes! Kill all the bastards that haplessly murdered innocent women and children. Shoot their testicles, rip off their pubic hairs one-by-one. Tickle their feet until they die. While you're at it, you might as well point that gun on your fucking Jihadist heads and pull the Goddamn trigger. You're no different.<br /><br />And <span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">the ultimate </span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-style: italic;">good guy pose</span></span> goes to the President of the Philippines who's done everything she can to make the Philippines a worse place and by making sure that everyone's lives are as screwed up as they should be.<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">.condolences to the victims of the massacre. the </span><span style="font-weight: bold;">REAL GOOD GUY POSE</span> <span style="font-style: italic;">goes to you. may you find eternal rest.</span><br /><br /></div>Nibbling Monkeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01967285902140133023noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6875374086229573996.post-29178345302669467902009-11-13T18:20:00.000-08:002009-11-13T19:14:37.810-08:005 Reasons why Left 4 Dead 2 sucks<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjhfy5-4NL-hCEbljm8tbK6DxYtUsTGyIM7AAJ5ORP-dojTY448fmFmq1s4uzXIZbItKN3XzhbYAb9W7dVFxg6MPr143Q5Z_ADH6nt9Q2Go4NpYPGQ8kObRVOVJzaoQ4HiCVHywMm8otjY/s1600-h/left4dead2_introvideo.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 167px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjhfy5-4NL-hCEbljm8tbK6DxYtUsTGyIM7AAJ5ORP-dojTY448fmFmq1s4uzXIZbItKN3XzhbYAb9W7dVFxg6MPr143Q5Z_ADH6nt9Q2Go4NpYPGQ8kObRVOVJzaoQ4HiCVHywMm8otjY/s320/left4dead2_introvideo.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5403792092591662018" border="0" /></a><br /><br /></div>The much awaited <span style="font-weight: bold;">Left 4 Dead 2 </span>has more stink than boomer bile and smoker gas. Ones that excited gamers and followers of the Left 4 Dead franchise may have, perhaps, overlooked. Several gaming groups have pledged to not buy the game because- its sucks- on their part. Is there really more value in bloody chainsaws and deadly frying fans?<br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />Let me get to the point:<br /><br />1. <span style="font-weight: bold;">Left 4 Dead 2 is nothing but a rip-off of most survival horror games</span> (most importantly, of Left 4 Dead). When you've gone through enough games with rampaging undead/infected people and shoot or hack your way through, you have to stop at one point in time and ask yourself: "Is this all there is in life?"<br /><br />2. <span style="font-weight: bold;">The plot sucks- wait a minute- there is no plot</span>. A lot of people have been arguing that the beauty lies right there. I say, unless Left 4 Dead 2 is able to come up with some sort of story, then it'll be nothing more than a senseless shoot 'em up/ hack-and-slash with no point at all.<br /><br />3. <span style="font-weight: bold;">The characters suck</span>. Well, okay, I just thought that they should not have had replaced Zoey. I mean, let's face it, Zoey is one of the hottest characters that hit the gaming world. Why? Because her simplicity suggests a hidden sexual beast (Or I'm probably just in to chicks with guns and bloodlust). <span style="font-weight: bold;">The new special infected also suck</span> because theyr'e rip-off of the first 4 special infected. <span style="font-style: italic;">The Charger</span> is a big guy with a big-ass right hand that, well, charges at a survivor to some distance and just whacks him up and down like he was masturbating. <span style="font-style: italic;">The Jockey</span> is some freak that likes taking piggy back rides on survivors. <span style="font-style: italic;">The Acid spitter</span>, well, spits acid and makes a murky bog for survivors to step on and get their health damaged.<br /><br />4. <span style="font-weight: bold;">The melee system is pointless</span>. It just drives gamers to hack and slash their way to hordes of zombies and special infected. I just don't get it. The inclusion of a samurai, a chainsaw and the dreaded frying pan makes the game a screw-up. I mean, really, come on. Who would bring a frying pan to whack the undead back to hell?<br /><br />5. <span style="font-weight: bold;">The games developers must be really sucking in some big money this time</span>. Why would I pay for something that I can get off the 1st game? Left 4 Dead is cool enough with totally likeable characters and an urban setting fit for zombie owning and tank-slaying. I think it's awful that big-ass corporations have to resort to this in order to gain more buck. I miss the old days of gaming where everything is simple. Kill or die.<br /><br />I hope they don't sell episodic versions of the series- wait a minute- there are no episodes. I remember, there is no plot.<br /><br />But I guess that the corporate world does run in this way and we absolutely have no way of changing it. Talk about a zombie apocalypse..<br /><br />I wish Zoey was there.<br /><br />Left 4 Dead 2 hits the stores on November 17, 2009.<br />Ready your frying pans!</div>Nibbling Monkeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01967285902140133023noreply@blogger.com52